One Way to Get Out of Stars Hollow

This falls safely in the Post-Modern/WTF realm of events.

Jessica Kiper, who played Shane, the girl whose lip-locking with Jess ultimately led to Rory’s breakup with Dean in Season 3, is set to be on the next season of … Survivor! Really.

Since anything I say after that news is going to be completely anticlimactic, I will simply leave you with her CBS show bio and a very brief interview presented by Entertainment Weekly.

Naturally the mind swims with Stars Hollow residents who would make perfect contestants for that show (Kirk! Kirk! Kirk!).